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shortandsweet:

sailorp00n:

lost-moonlight:

10knotes:

vampiraaaa:

Literally been waiting for this gif set

Memorise this everyone

HAHAHAHAH

EXCEPT YOU SHOULDN’T TREAT A BARISTA LIKE THAT. MOST OF THEM ARE GETTING PAID MINIMUM WAGE TO PUT UP WITH YOUR SNOTTY, PRETENTIOUS, PRIVILEGED COFFEE SNOB ASSES THE LEAST YOU COULD DO IS NOT BE A JERK. STARBUCKS AS A CORPORATION ASSIGNS THOSE NAMES TO THE SIZES AND THE WORKERS ARE REQUIRED TO FOLLOW. IF YOU THINK YOU KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT COFFEE THAT YOU HAVE TO “EDUCATE” EVERY SINGLE BARISTA ABOUT HOW SHITTY STARBUCKS IS AS A CORPORATION THEN JUST DON’T FUCKING SUPPORT THEM AND GO MAKE YOUR OWN EXPENSIVE COFFEE YOU ASSNUT.

(Source: whamboombamm)

5hr00mc10ud asked: What are YOU wearing? #u#

c0mixtape:

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c0mixtape:

Headphones and a smile. 

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I… Uhm. Hmmn.

lordticklefish:

myspacemotherfucker:

gamerspirit:

thank you bathtub barracuda 

this show was on drugs.

Drugs that taught life lessons.

They forgot the “don’t do drugs” life lesson.

(Source: 2000ish, via breethezebra)

Let’s go on an adventure.

Throwback Thursday, you say?

@c0mixtape

wilwheaton:

bookoisseur:

Well we’re all going to die.

I, for one, welcome our new terrifying mechanical bovine overlords.

(Source: lolgifs.net, via giveashitaboutnature)

how to pick up CHICKS!! (cont.)

c0mixtape:

5hr00mc10ud:

c0mixtape:

5hr00mc10ud:

c0mixtape:

5hr00mc10ud:

eggeworth:

  • cup your hands around them protectively
  • lift them from the ground
  • gently kiss their fuzzy heads
  • say “peep peep” calmingly so as not to be pecked
  • peep peep
Proceed to raise them into adulthood, feed them well, hen cook them. Happy Thanksgiving

Just like you filthy Texans to eat chicken for Thanksgiving. Why do you (h)ate America?
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You’re just jealous you can’t have Chicken AND Turkey. Silly northerners.
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Goes to show what you know. We INVENTED birds. Right here in Pennsylvania, just west of Philadelphia. 

Freedom: 1
Texassholes: 0

I’ve got a bird for you.
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Like I give a fuck.

You can keep your fucks. We don’t want them anyway.

(Source: simonfosters)

how to pick up CHICKS!! (cont.)

c0mixtape:

5hr00mc10ud:

c0mixtape:

5hr00mc10ud:

eggeworth:

  • cup your hands around them protectively
  • lift them from the ground
  • gently kiss their fuzzy heads
  • say “peep peep” calmingly so as not to be pecked
  • peep peep
Proceed to raise them into adulthood, feed them well, hen cook them. Happy Thanksgiving

Just like you filthy Texans to eat chicken for Thanksgiving. Why do you (h)ate America?
image

You’re just jealous you can’t have Chicken AND Turkey. Silly northerners.
image

Goes to show what you know. We INVENTED birds. Right here in Pennsylvania, just west of Philadelphia. 

Freedom: 1
Texassholes: 0

I’ve got a bird for you.

(Source: simonfosters)

how to pick up CHICKS!! (cont.)

c0mixtape:

5hr00mc10ud:

eggeworth:

  • cup your hands around them protectively
  • lift them from the ground
  • gently kiss their fuzzy heads
  • say “peep peep” calmingly so as not to be pecked
  • peep peep
Proceed to raise them into adulthood, feed them well, hen cook them. Happy Thanksgiving

Just like you filthy Texans to eat chicken for Thanksgiving. Why do you (h)ate America?
image

You’re just jealous you can’t have Chicken AND Turkey. Silly northerners.

(Source: simonfosters)

c0mixtape:

I’m falling in love with the Riverboat Gamblers.

They love you back! They appreciate a girl with Good Veins

how to pick up CHICKS!! (cont.)

eggeworth:

  • cup your hands around them protectively
  • lift them from the ground
  • gently kiss their fuzzy heads
  • say “peep peep” calmingly so as not to be pecked
  • peep peep
Proceed to raise them into adulthood, feed them well, hen cook them. Happy Thanksgiving

(Source: simonfosters, via c0mixtape)